Tales from the Coffeeshop: A bewilderingly tangled web of deceit
PREZNIKONE appears to be on a mission to prove to the few remaining idiots that still think there is a hint of honesty in what he says are making a ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Sleep tight: Kyproulla faces existential peril (yet again)
I HAD great difficulty sleeping on Friday night, after hearing that our dear Kyproulla, the pylon of stability and security of the East Med, is “under existential threat.”
And this ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Bully MP humiliated by woman half his size
WE CAN always rely on the overweight, independent deputy from Limassol, Andreas Themistocleous, who likes to bully women, to provide some entertainment.
It was in fact something of a pleasure ...
Tales of the Coffeeshop: Our impulsive president undermined at every turn
In the end, the practice of turning into government policy whatever impulsively comes out of the presidential mouth is proving a bit of an embarrassment.
The weakness of this policy-making ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: From Sharm el-Sheikh with delusions
TWO WEEKS ago the audited accounts of the Independent Agency of Social Support for 2023 and 2024 were released, advertising the ability of the first lady, Philippa Karsera Christodoulidou (PKC) to use ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Hell hath no fury like an acolyte scorned
YOU ALMOST felt sorry (I exaggerate for literary effect) for Odysseas after his acolyte and chief dirt-thrower Andreas Hasapopoulos publicly turned against him, accusing his former hero of having some ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Prezniktwo and the Makarios myth recycled
PREZNIKTWO was in a sulk on Monday when asked by hacks to comment on Ersin Tatar’s claim that during the meeting at the UN two days earlier, the UNSG ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: The patriotism police are now in session
APART from the self-declared title of by far the most honest man in Kyproulla, it appears that Odysseas is now staking a claim to the crown of most patriotic man, ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Data diva de-commissioned
NOBODY will be shedding any tears for the departure of the meddlesome and self-important commissioner for the protection of personal data, Irini Loizidou-Nicolaidou, who did not have her contract renewed ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Enjoyment to be gained in exposure of hypocrisy
I KNOW that in the era of wokeness we must always be kind and take not even a little pleasure in the woes of others, but it is extremely difficult ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Battle lines already drawn for the top job
THERE are still two-and-a-half years for the presidential elections but the scheming and plotting by rival blocks has already started.
It was therefore no surprise to see an article by ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Nik the First refusing to bow out gracefully
TWO-AND-A-HALF years may have passed since he lost his power and glory, as well as the undeserved public respect he enjoyed because of his position rather than for his moral ...
Tales from the coffeeshop: Why was someone ignorant of firefighting appointed its leader?
WE HAVE entered the slow season for news as all the great and the good have gone on holiday. The main news story, as I write this, is that it ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Burned homes, blazing generosity
HAVING failed to quieten the widespread public criticism of his government for its perceived inept firefighting policies with his pained looks and heart-felt apologetic words, Prezniktwo decided the only way ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Not even Prezniktwo can put a positive spin on this one
YOU ALMOST felt sorry for Prezniktwo, seeing his dazed and confused look when he arrived at the crisis centre set up in Ayios Amvrosios to deal with wildfire in the ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Remarkable politicians have not lost us more of the island
TODAY marks the 51st anniversary of the Turkish invasion. Within a month, the invasion army had taken control of 40 per cent of the Cyprus Republic’s territory and kicked out ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Justice? Never heard of her
ONLY members of the simpletons’ club would have thought there was a one-in-a-million chance that the deputy attorney-general Savvas Angelides would have heeded calls for his resignation and stepped down ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Public enemy number one status the result of a police set up?
WHEN reports appeared a few weeks ago about a police raid on the home of a senior prison warden which uncovered a large amount of graded state documents, that should ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Kyproulla’s statesman gets lost in translation
PREZNIKTWO’S delusions of world statesmanship were dealt a vicious blow (thankfully it was not fatal, and some delusions survived) last weekend when Iranian foreign ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei suggested ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Don’t panic, Kyproulla will save the day
I HAVE to say that what is going on in our region is rather scary. From some parts of Kyproulla apparently you could see the missiles flying in the direction ...
Tales from the coffeeshop: Could Odysseas finally attain martyrdom?
THE DECISION to investigate the sacked auditor-general Odysseas for alleged contempt of court came as a major surprise, considering charges of contempt are very rare indeed.
Although my memory is ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Putin’s useful idiot Fidias
ON COMPLETING a year in the European Parliament, MEP and TikToker Fidias Panayiotou appears to have gained promotion from the role of entertaining village idiot to that of tedious useful ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Self-congratulatory frenzy as EU recognises its Cyprob role
WE WERE subjected to a new bout of hysterical, government self-congratulation, just few weeks after the last one, when the office of the president of the European Commission announced that ...
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Dictatorship of the desk job
THE PREZ, the House Prezita, party leaders and a host of ministers were at Pasydy’s annual congress on Tuesday to pay their respects to our parasitic labour aristocracy and ...