Cyprus Mail

God ordains a Covid free election

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This election Sunday all persons testing positive with Covid will be allowed to break their quarantine and go to vote. It is amazing that no one is in danger of catching Covid during the elections.

Let me explain; this is because there has been swift communication with God and the government, and it was agreed that everyone is safe whilst in the company of persons with Covid but only on election Sunday. I understand that there is now a fibre optics cable with the above and the Holy Synod may need to borrow this before the elections for the Paphos bishop.

Our scientific team (that advises the government on Covid matters) with all these expert doctors have said absolutely nothing just in case they lose their positions.


Nicholas Ross-Clunis, CMIOSH, MIIRSM, EurOSHM, chartered safety & health practitioner

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