A minute with Melanie Spathia Visual Artist/ Illustrator

Where do you live?
I live in a constant state of pizza munching with my husband and feebee our cat

What did you have for breakfast?
Lunch

Describe your perfect day
Wearing a sloth onesie and laying in a hammock

Best book ever read?
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl, because oompa loompas are the most awesome thing since s&m (sausage & mash)

Best childhood memory?
Getting bitten by a swan

What is always in your fridge?
Cold packs and cheese

What music are you listening to in the car at the moment?
A playlist that includes the Teskey Brothers, Pearl Jam, Billie Eilish, Rammstein, Arctic Monkeys, Tenacious D, Avenged Sevenfold, Tool and Let It Go by Elsa.

What’s your spirit animal?
Sloth, we have the same posture, speed, and sleepy eyes 🙂

What are you most proud of?
My ability to sing unbelievably well in the shower

What movie scene has really stayed with you?
The ‘you’re tearing me apart Lisaaaaa’ scene from Tommy Wiseau’s The Room, some of the best worst acting I’ve ever seen

If you could pick anyone at all (alive or dead) to go out for the evening with, who would it be?
The Queen of England, I’m quite partial to cucumber sandwiches and scones

If you could time travel when/where would you go?
Bring on tea with a t-rex

What is your greatest fear?
I have an irrational fear of elastic bands and loathing in Las Vegas

What would you say to your 18-year-old self?
Skip 2020

Name the one thing that would stop you dating someone
A fan of nickleback would get the boot

If the world is ending in 24 hours what would you do?
Paint the wall and watch it dry